An open letter to the Republican National Committee:
I just checked my email and found your survey invitation. I was curious so I checked it out. I have several issues with your self serving survey.
1) In order to even start the survey, I had to pick a candidate, which quite frankly, given the piss poor excuses for candidates, surpassed only by those on the other side....and that not by more than the tiniest fraction, is not something I am prepared to do. So I slapped a checkmark over one who probably won't last past the next primary and began.
2) Your list of most important issues that I have to pick only ONE of....yeah well I see ALL of them as vital. Everything from the economy, which sucks ass, to terrorism, to protecting our constitutional rights as granted by the Bill of Rights....My candidate will deal with it all....not just a pet one or two.
3) The temerity of you to ask for a donation at the end. I don't have enough extra cash to buy a pot to piss in, sorry if that offends folks, so dry up. Do not ever dare to send anything else to me that contains a request for money. As a matter of fact, just don't send me anything else. I'm a highly intelligent adult and more than capable of determining my choice for president, senate, and dogcatcher without your surveys and questions clogging up my email and rural mailbox. However, feel free to call my home...with a number and name readily apparent on my caller ID, and I will be more than happy to answer in multiple bullet points any question you wish to pose.
Thank you.
And this is in no way giving permission to the other party to solicit my vote.
