Besides being a not so tasty "luncheon loaf" and a song from the Monty Python soundtrack, it's also what I get about 150 of each day in my bulk mailbox on my email account. So for those who like to spam others:
I do not need a penis enlargement, as I am female and do not have a penis.....
I do not need to increase my bust size---trust me on this......
My home is not and has never been in danger of being foreclosed upon, and I am quite sure that if it would ever be, I will not rely on help from an email site.....
My colon is quite fine and functioning perfectly...no need to be cleansed.....
I do not want a free gift from Best Buy, WM, or anywhere else, as these usually come with hefty shipping fees charged to the credit card I do not have, and no you will not get my bank info either.....
I do not need Viagra, Cialis, fat loss drugs or anything else. I am quite capable of seeing my own family physician should any of these become necessary......
College loans and financial aid programs are in the near future for my kids, but again, I will go through those I know to be reputable, like my bank..........
I do not want to be a police officer---I probably could not pass the physical anyway......
I am not nor ever have been in the military.....so VA benefits would not help me....
I don't wear any jewelry except for my wedding band and my cheap Walmart watch, so I have no gold to sell.....
Anything else? I am sure there is a category I have left out...oh yeah, I'm married, so photos of my latest crush, black singles, Christian singles, single singles, whatever, do not interest me....
By the way, I don't read any of your spam emails--I click delete all and there you go, where you belong, down the toilet.........
have a nice day.....
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